If I Ever Meet the Maid

from Pieces Of String Too Small To Use by Endless Mike and the Beagle Club

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A parking meter with some time still on it on a Sunday afternoon
Made me wonder, "why would the driver bother to pay if he didn't have to?"
Maybe he just forgot or
Maybe she never knew it.
Maybe he lost track of the days.
Maybe she's just that used to it
(Putting money into machines. I guess by now we all should be).
One thing's for sure. though. Whoever drove that car never worked as a meter maid.
Because if he did, I think, it would be impossible to think
That she ever would have paid.
But I'll bet he does on weekdays.
I wonder if she thinks that's strange.
Why is it so hard to separate who we are from what we do?
So I sat back on the curb and used someone else's time to try to learn to.

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from Pieces Of String Too Small To Use, released June 1, 2004
Mike Miller: singing, acoustic guitar / Matt Miller: bass
Dan Oatman: electric guitar / Ryan Bertuzzi: electric guitar
Jon Beard: drums

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